i am 100% insane

[x] You have yelled at a non-living thing.
[x] You have ran into glass/screen doors.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 5

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. 
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 
[x] You just sang them to make sure. 
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 9

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 
[x ] You type with three fingers or less. 
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

TOTAL: 13

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. 
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. 

TOTAL: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 22

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. 
[x] You break a lot of things. 
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
Total: 25

Total: 25 × 4 = 100%